1500hp:

enough about me lets talk about your money

carryonfaith:

dekutree:

i choked on my water the second i understood this

never forget

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

nialling:

white lips, pale face down ass up that’s the way we like to fuck

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

alyssaemilie:

look to my right, and i see the hollywood sign.

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

prince-floss:

  pretty + pale blog ☹ 

“Hey Demi, you picked the wrong lover /  Shoulda picked that one, he’s cuter than the other”